My degree is from OSU, only because they gave me the biggest scholarship, and I’ve made a life for myself with it, so I’m grateful.

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read. My bad.

College student with a 2016 Escalade.

Now I know that anchor dicks are a thing. I straight-love you.

Balancing in Heels, of course.

This is the greatest Kinja of all time. Thanks, Albert.

Are we not gonna talk about him tweeting a past due notice, or am I so drunk I missed it?

This is fantastic Kinja. Thanks, Greg.

Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God?

+1 this isn’t getting enough love

I can barely read your comment under all that SHAAAAAAADE

People are all people, so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully?

Gettin’ money, and they can’t stand a ninety ninety one Tony Montana

This is an amazingly good article, and you should feel fantastic for having written it.

This is amazing kinja.

Mom’s gonna fix it all soon.
Mom’s comin’ round to put it back the way it ought to be.

His face is the daddest thing i’ve ever seen. This is the highlight of his decade. If you saw the live feed, he was mugging for the crowd afterwards. It was kind of cutethetic.

ah, fuck

ah, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this.

What’s the biggest glass of water that you’ve ever drank?