Try para-rid from Omega-Alpha. It's a natural relief that uses ingredients that won't destroy your stomach. Or if you can stand the taste, Papaya seeds with honey, they have an enzyme in them that tenderizes meat, and in turn vaporizes any protein based parasite in your intestine.

Diatomaceous earth is some interesting stuff - we need to do something on it.

Poppy-seed chicken and fried green tomatoes coming at ya!

Suddenly I am urged to cleanse and shine my tracts. I want declare war upon these heinous beasts living within me, siphoning my shipments for their selfish manufacturing units! I SHALL HAVE MY NUTRIENTS BACK!!! I promise you, we will vanquish the enemy and reclaim what is rightfully ours. #microbialgenocide