“Research” now means “I googled something, scrolled by the results that looked like they could be from an actual scientific journal and went straight to the blogs that repeated my ignorant ideas in cursive on a pastel coloured background because memes > peer-reviewed science”
Judge Hershey
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If you knowingly fuck a neo Nazi, you are a neo Nazi. Sorry babe.
“like a nerd” = “by believing every conspiracy theory I stumbled across”
Jonesy was the smartest of them and stayed back on Earth where he was able to live out his life never having to deal with those pesky aliens ever again.
“Bloody foreigners, coming to our country, taking our jobs, imposing their way of life on us. I won’t stand for it!”
Jonesy was picked up in space by the rest of his kind and brought back home.
There is a lack of Tetris 99 on this list and I am sad now okay thanks.
I prefer grifter myself
Jade is a perfectly normal name here in England! One of my loveliest bosses ever was called Jade. We did not work at a strip club.
Jade’s a lovely name.
Please decorate the walls with the taxidermied heads of DC lobbyists, he said half-jokingly...
Nick Offerman rules.
One of the few ways in which I am a real grown up is my bed. I bought a nice mattress and box spring, a very expensive mattress cover, and real bed frame with a headboard and footboard and everything. I still have a futon in my living room, my tv sits on metal desk from target, my coffee table was rescued when my…
No, it’s not. Olivia is the classic old lady name that became cool again, and not everyone named Jade is a stripper. <sensitive mom whose daughter’s middle name is Jade as an homage to her grandmother and has had to deflect those comments for 15 years>
jade is her influencer name - she shorted it form giullanaialainaana or whatever her dad’s name is.
Call me old-fashioned, but I find the word ‘influencer’ to be unnecessary when we already had the word ‘shill’, which was a perfectly good word for the exact same thing.