Mar-a-lago isn’t far away...

I would even say there’s a good chance he ‘owns’ one of these places. When I say ‘owns’ I mean purchased with Russian cash, as he doesn’t actually have money.

I’d say that it’s more likely he left without paying and threatened to report the attendant to ICE if she complained.

there is also a non-zero chance he’s left without paying and just had them put it on Bobby’s tab.

So there’s like, ZERO chance that Trump hasn’t gone to one of these places, right?

Note that this is the same judge who was basically doing the defense’s job for them during the trial, interrupting prosecution nonstop, talking to the prosecutors like they were bad little children in front of the jury, misconstruing the facts of the case in front of the jury, and blaming prosecution for procedural…

My troop leader was an herb growing witch who made every little girl feel like she could do anything in the world and more. During one of our meetings we found an injured dove and she said we should take it in and care for it and if it lived, how wonderful and if it died, then it would have died surrounded by warm…

I was a Girl Scout and the leadership taught us things arts & crafts and camping and community service and economics.

“are a far cry from those of my youth, which trained us to put God and country before everything else.

Counter-point: Self-checkout (when properly configured and working) is the best.

Thank you for this piece. To this point:

Welp, at least it demonstrates just how hard it can be to fake something like this... I guess.

Live reaction from Nike’s Quality Control Department meeting:

Yup. Pathetic attempt to go viral and exponentially increase his fame. A lot of people knew something wasn’t right, tho.

Because he wanted the attention. People lie about attacks for all kinds of reasons and sometimes it makes no logical sense.

It’s amazing how this irrelevant, powerless junior congressperson (as internet commenters full-throatedly insist she is at every opportunity) has got conservatives in such a tizzy. I thought she wasn’t important? Which was it? 

This isn’t chicken pox. It’s measles which is much worse.

You can’t speak to “Big Foot” until you’re John. But you can’t hunt him, let alone see him. 

What good would that do...only get a continuous shot of his ass!

“And another thing, I don't like fun!"