There indeed were plenty of people who wanted to string him up. 

The worst is when we’d get toothbrushes and dental floss from the dentist in the neighborhood. I mean, really dude?

Yeah, that guy was a total asshole.

True, I just never tried them and don’t care to. That’s why I didn’t list them as among the worst - they’re not on my radar.

I never ate the Pixy Stix.

America has always been at war with The View and allies with Oceania.

‘Candy buttons’ - very old school candy, somehow they press little dots of colored sugar onto pieces of paper, and when you bite the sugar dots off, you always get a little paper with it. They’re not good at all, but no one gives them away for halloween. 

But the giant smarties are addictive and will fuck up your stomach if you eat too many.  SOOOOOOO gooooooood

Candy Buttons are drops of sugar stuck to paper, and when you eat the button some paper comes off with it- they are the worst, even hated them as a kid.

Fucking Whoppers are the Satan of candies; the Father of Lies.

They come in 6 colors.  I can’t tell the difference, they all taste like compressed sugar to me.  And a little bit fizzy for some reason. It’s disconcerting.

I don’t know what candy buttons are, they don’t look especially great.

No flavor? They come in 6 flavors!

In Canada, one of those countries where Smarties are like slightly-odd-shaped M&Ms, the chalky rolls of tablet candies known in the U.S. as Smarties are called “Rockets.”

Malted milk balls is the only correct answer for worst candy.

NOOOOO!!!! I LOVE SMARTIES!!!!!!

Once I had a use for circus peanuts. Just the once. I was the stand-up comic for a Princess Bride burlesque and so I came out dressed as Fezzik, throwing circus peanuts into the crowd yelling “ANYBODY WANT A PEANUT?” It’s admittedly a niche cashe but it is a viable use. Sure don’t wanna eat ‘em, of course, but the…

I agree 100%. The worst, hands down, no contest. Just about the nastiest thing you could give a child on Halloween, or any day. You must harbor deep hatred towards the person you give these things to.

Circus peanuts. How do they even still exist. They smell like rotting cantaloupe. They taste like banana peel.

You guys really shouldn’t have attempted this without an experienced weaveologist on hand.