OMG!!! :) Ketchup chips and Vodka FTW

That’s gotta be in the top! I have a friend who had a first date turn up to pick  her up for their date with a twelve pack in one hand and a car seat with a 6 week old infant in it in the other. Last minute he had to take custody of his 6 week old for the night, but he thought they could just netflix and chill instead…

Holy wobblin’ crawdaddies.

When I was in high school and college I felt sorry that guys generally avoided me but recent events have made me grateful for that.

GOOD FOR YOU. Take that, Brett Kavanaugh!

Not a date, but I was on a plane once next to a guy who asked me where the plane was going. That was... interesting.

A guy I knew from high school. Found me on fb when we were about 28/29. He wanted to get dinner. Ok, sure. After the meal had arrived, he got a phone call that sounded serious. He asked the caller, “Are you ok? Do you need me to come?” I thought, “No way. This m-effer is pulling the fake emergency call on me!” He got…

My friend and I get to the mall to meet two guys for a double date. It would be my first date ever even though I’m sixteen. We get to the movie theater and...

I went out with this dude I wasn’t particularly interested in, because he introduced himself to me at a club as a good friend of my friend Vince, saying Vince thought we would hit it off.

I was an adult woman and an adult man took me to a Buffalo Wild Wings located inside a movie theater on our first date, but we weren’t going to a movie. This was 2008-ish, so early enough that most people did not have smart phones and therefore didn’t necessarily have a camera in their pocket. After the server takes…

I met a guy on a Greyhound bus. He was very cute and we were making tentative plans to hang out at our destination but then we started talking about writing.

Shut the thread down, we have a winner.

Dude kept negging me. Finally he said my freckles were “nature’s crude stippling” - when I laughed and kindly told him to fuck right off and started to leave, he dropped the haughty demeanor and begged me to stay on the date. Gross.

My poor little cousin shared her story of assault with her Trump supporter mother only to be told ‘So what?’

I told her that unfortunately, her mom got hers, retired, and fuck everybody else.

First Date: He took me to a great dinner, nice place, and during asked the waiter how much longer dinner would take, we had a show to get to. I, having no idea about the show, asked what we were seeing. He said he was taking me to the newly opened high class strip joint. I am young, I am impressionable, I have never…

I had a guy ask me if I had any tattoos and when I drew out the simple one I had on a napkin, he got super quiet and told me that my tattoo was a design he had written about in a story years ago and that because I had it, I was the Chosen One.

in a 43-minute speech, announced she will vote to confirm Brett Kavanaugh

After Kavanaugh’s impassioned Clinton conspiracy vendetta rant, I wonder if “fairness” toward liberals, feminists, women, or anyone else who came out against him will be in jeopardy.