Honestly, after all this controversy, I’d prefer naked pics of Fuches.

Hey now, those are some handsome fish, such kissable lips!

She should (legally) wipe them out —

Eh, I was with a friend at an M’s game when Cal Ripkin hit his eight hundreth million HR and the idiot that caught it threw it back and that was like seventy five years ago.

I don’t know who is doing what but I want to see Chuck Knob-his-lauch-off into the stands!

Too much wheel is a good warning.

None of that shit is funny and Joe Biden will be the 50/50 candidate until it’s too late.

Beto is useless. He’s just your average, less flavorful vanilla.

Just begin and end it with <Should be running for Senate>

I discovered that a member of my family believes in chemtrails.

I still smoked cigarettes (in bed) in 2007.

Lots of money in being “wrong,” just look at Haberman and her “Oh they weren’t totally thieves, just our kind of thieves!”

Ifirit was anything like that cessna and it’s goddamned geico ad I would say burn it.

Did the Undertaker suddenly bring people back to life?

I mean he stabbed her in the...I dunno, what organ is in your lower torso at your four o’clock?

It’s all horsepuckey. <- which is two words and lose the ‘e.’ “horse pucky.”

This was a few years before the insanity of lining up to die but only just.

Bring back Paris!

So Germany is the leader of the free world and we’re not only tacitly encouraging Japan to rearm but but but what else has changed in the last seventy years.

Liberals don’t destroy each other. It’s a bunch of worthless hot-chai-boi-takes from the completely worthless faux-left.