Beto has regrets his people told him to regret or feel or whatever.

New MGS looks promising.

Just remember, if you’re going to walk off the trail fucking tie a thing to a tree or take your finger and dig an arrow or something.

Wedding kink to food...it just might work!

It won’t last.

Imagine getting into one of those sumo suits at a fourth of july of thing after somebody else had been (sweating) in there...

Remember that bit about somebody keeping their job after pouring a ~$2,500 glass to somebody that ordered a ~$260 bottle?

Somebody probably made the joke but —

Easy, hire some people to stand guard.

You will never know the work I put in to finding a “Dracula catches the perfume” gif.

As long as Jon Snow doesn’t just stab in the fucking liver. They said it was her heart but the dagger was like near her waist.

Bu-bu-but she’s an Indian and takes shosulism from the gummyment or something!

She wore pants but she’s a cop but she didn’t defer to her male superiors but she’s likeable but she’s not likeable according to that long-range douche canoe chris cillia which means she is awesome oh gawd we could go on all day!

Internet dating worked well back like in the oughts; these days no friggin way.

They don’t. It’s marked towards big farms and the like. If you personally are getting up at five in the morning to milk your cows.

Well at least I can put my feet up.

The look on the one half of her face we can see, her total disbelief just made it for me.

A fantastic article!

“I don’t do cover ups.”

You’re not wrong you’re just an asshole.