She wore pants but she’s a cop but she didn’t defer to her male superiors but she’s likeable but she’s not likeable according to that long-range douche canoe chris cillia which means she is awesome oh gawd we could go on all day!

Internet dating worked well back like in the oughts; these days no friggin way.

They don’t. It’s marked towards big farms and the like. If you personally are getting up at five in the morning to milk your cows.

Well at least I can put my feet up.

A fantastic article!

“I don’t do cover ups.”

You’re not wrong you’re just an asshole.

I am calm...touch me again and I will fucking smoke you.

Oh people care it’s just what are you specifically going to do? Nothing? HA! checkmate Libs!

Yeah, “mad” is doing some serious heavy lifting.

You’re not wrong you’re just old or on medication.

If I’m going to shove a jade egg up my nether regions I would prefer an explanation.

When I was a youth my friend and myself went to the Coliseum to see a WWF event. This was back when Yokozuna was still alive and he even made an appearance! This was back in like the mid ‘90s.

Yes!

Imagine what would happen if even half the automotive industry disappeared over night.

and people wonder how GoT was complicated.

It’s really warming to see Katie Holmes just so happy after having ditched the scientological elf.

She either paid too much or not enough.

It ain’t winter, that’s for damn sure!

He did a wonderful thing that he should not have had to do if the entire goddamn system was not rotten to the core!