My kindergaten teacher was amused that I had memorized a book and won the stuffed honeybee for the day!

The morning paper is also an effective laxative these days...

I can remember having to read “Wolf by the ears” and “Thousand pieces of gold” which I kind of enjoyed but that was back when I was also reading the novelization of fucking “Alien 3.”

I’d like to say that having parents read to their kids is a big part. I can remember my parents reading various golden books to me as a kid. My father would joke about me insisting he do the voices, that kind of thing.

I mean we’re all friends here and the Federalist denouncing you is something every decent person should wear as a badge of honor.

When you’re Just Asking Questions all over the place it’s natural that your spouse might get suspicious!

And Alanis Morissette is preggers at 44.

I went to the store in sweat pants last Sunday which would be a bold act if it wasn’t immediately topped by somebody else wearing their jammies.

Well it’s not like the sand isn’t going to get in there.

I love you Jason!

Remember — T2 made it clear that being shot is an honorable death. Betsy Devos and those other criminal elements should hang as is tradition with thieves when their time comes.

My bffs’s’s step-mother would play this album all the time. We(he) had to get clever to get Soundgarden on before she got too drugged up to notice...

You’re all spoiled! I’m playing it on my ps4 in the living room so I can put my feet up.

“The Federalist.”

Hey, if you voted for anybody other than Hillz you brought this on yourself.

Apparently kinja has shat itself..or it’s just me but it was okay earlier...anyway. Hanbei, you mean the punching bag? You must be further than I am because he’s still the same as he was when you first meet him...

I’ve convince a friend to actually try it!

Oh yeah -> “Try bowling in that thing it’ll cut you right in half.”

Looks like a bunch of leaves! Just don’t lick them.

That wapo article: “In about 20 years, half the population will live in eight states.”*