Man, Laura Loomer has some thinkin to do.

It’s preparing us for what’s coming. With the added irony that most of us don’t actually know how to craft things and thus will die quickly.

Is there like a story reason she has a katana? A friend of mine has an officers ceremonial katana and if you tried to kill a zombie with it the blade would probably go flying (as it did).

Never played Overwatch but I love her hair!!

Counterpoint: the bartender knows your friend and then Rainier beer happens.

more important — what happened to Jonesy ->

Yaaassss Play Warframe!! You will not regret it. Really, we have the best community because we’re all lifting together to just slaughter the living shit out of anything that opposess us.

Good game too!

Oi, my god-niece (if there is such a thing) is named Olivia and she’s perfectly lovely and she’s currently obsessed with Capt. Marvel which is adorable!

I just want her to continue ripping into those thieving bastards!

It’s great but there’s only so much sauerkraut and sausage one can live on.

Oh sure, leave it to Chicago to bury Freddy Garcias chance at getting his arm cast in bronze.

These idiots are trying to be too cute by half when they should just declare that baseball is now six innings.

That’s the thing -- when you’ve got a ton of paperwork to do I love just having the games on in the background. If I cut my cable Comcast stock would dip like eight percent.

They made her middle name Jade? it just reeks of trying too hard...

Olivia is the name of my best friends sister (apostrophes all over the shop) and I woulda busted her if it wasn’t for the rot in the system.

You’ve just gotta go and spoil the fun!

Well we all know where jade is supposed to go. Not that makes anything any better but well

Jaysus fuck, can you imagine being such an awful person that you can’t find solace in even the worst people like that wohl douchcanoe and that Loomer moron?!

Hitler was a Capital “T” totaler but then he tolerated dogs. Cory Booker is saying we should reach across the aisle and make peace with the swine that would gladly see us consigned to the same fate.