Tom Hanks should really stop subjecting himself to this kind of treatment; he should go on Jeopardy.

here -> a relevant vid

wholly unqualified but pets really, really make the difference for mental health. I have an indirect line to somebody that manages people with depression and it’s always the dogs/cats/pigs/birds/ bring them joy and why it’s not that out there that somebody might have a comfort animal like a squirrel.

you are the bright splash of color we need!

Somebody like you has no place in politics. It’s the constant and unending lesson that if you have even a shred of dignity/decency you should not enter politics. ;\

Get in line!

Otters will crack you over their belly and then adorably consume you and everybody you care about!!

I suppose we’re reusing most of these but here —?

A length of hose grounds the fleet —>

Stage one of launching all of the missiles. Of Brexit took care of that..

Finally, when we can launch all the missiles?

If push came to shove I would totally trust our author to make the decision about the release of nuclear weapons.

Ok, dear madam, would you like to be the ambass-too late you’re hired HA!!

“You didn’t further enslave the minorities did you?”

It’s older than I am ffs. I’d still go with F-16s as they’re tough and cheap. sadly it’s more thrillhouse than Nixon....

Armor? psshhh, newbie.

That’s a tale of love in fifty frames. your gif-jitsu must improve.

F-16s are a dime a billion, next.

Good God in fuck. It’s a crime that such talented people have to make the “shit’s on fire yo” argument to the rest of us.