Not fair, wine-infused candies are just cheating!

Satan’s Confectioner!!

That Metroid II remake did a damn fine job of just that.

Man, Alice Cooper has really fallen on hard times.

Further proof Firefighters are the best humans. Aliens? send the Firefighters, it didn’t work out in that X-Files movie or in that other alien movie but what was I talking about?

*whispers* it’s because her head doesn’t weigh that much ;\

He has a cult? I mean it doesn’t surprise me but still.

Sweet jeebus! Now how do I keep that under the helmet?

“..and the portions are too small!”

As long as we’re going into art and what not —>

Al Franken resigning in favor of Tina Smith shows their worth.

It’s the same thing as Trump saying everyone wants Ivanka as the new Ambassador to Cash Island.

And yet I still get prompts to install, hell Shogun 2 still has you deny Flash twice. There are some serious religious vibes there. Being that it’s Flash I’ll happily supply the wood and the nails.

At least it’s gluten free!

but the necklaces!

Leftover from Easter.

That makes Earnest Saves Christmas the Godfather I of movies.

How about entertainment based solely around the fact that the contestants are nude but pixelated. I mean who or what in the high-holy-hell would find that watchable?!

You sound reasonable which is the real danger.

Which makes Ernest Scare Stupid the Godfather II of movies...