Yes but if they were made of sugar!

I woke up on December 30th, 1999 at my grandparents place in Arizona. My family had gone there this year for Christmas as we have done several times in the past. My folks and myself had a flight out of San Diego later that day.

You had me at Tequila!

I’d swear somebody landed right on Dak and then nothing.

JFC! well there goes solid food, six martini lunch ‘ere we come!

The show should have died twenty years ago.

If things go as they seem to be going we’re going to have to fight another world war to settle things.

It’s too late. I mean I’ll still recycle plastic bottles and all...

If I stuck Edward James Olmos between two pieces of bread would he become a sandwich?

 A friend of mine told me how she had been with her boyfriend and his friend and they drove way, way out into the mountains. They drove some distance along a trail, parked and got out. She was in the car waiting, thinking they were going to kill her.

ho-lee crap...you win!

 I remember going on a date to the local aquarium. Quite a high-budget affair and not the first thing one might think of but those puffins canoodling really help getting the romantic air flowing; along with all the dead fish.

That’s heartbreaking. To see that pig-dog Orrin Hatch wave off those women and tell them to “grow up.”

Goddammit! All this talk of judges and bad people spooning for bad judges and it’s a perfect time to get a new computer!