He won't. But good luck!

Follow up: In the past three hours, I've already confirmed three people for interviews. But please keep suggesting who you'd like to hear from. I'd like to get as many of these done as possible.

He's let it be known he's available. We might have to wait in line behind Rob C for that one, though.

That's what CBS is hoping you'll think. But Mike is going to win.

I think that 20 minute limit is for exit interviews. It'd be nice if we could use that as an excuse to plow through some of these, but it's unlikely.

Important: Do *not* forget to check back in to confirm your spot/draft your team. We usually do this a few weeks before the new season airs.

You really want to hear me repeating "That's great. You're great. Will you be my best friend?" for the entire course of an interview with Shirin?

I think I actually have a way of getting to Savage, even though he's one of the least accessible ones. And I did just re-watch Pearl Islands a few weeks ago…

If Kass isn't Kass, Cagayan probably ends up being a fairly boring season.

She's getting on for sure. Even if she got zero votes, there's a disclaimer that says something like "CBS will take into account both viewer votes and CBS staff votes". In other words, this is mostly for show.

Really? I found Spencer's trolling of her delightful.

FYI, it is most definitely NOT an unpopular opinion. From what I've seen, she's got a ton of support.

Pick-4 league

For the Second Chance season, a lot of the nominees are available for interviews. Is there anyone that you guys would like to see us interview, either on the podcast or in written form? Please let me know either here or on Twitter (@purplerockpod).

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Wait, so I'm Dan, but I'm not an idiot? But I'm Dan? I keep getting stuck in one of those IF-THEN-GOTO loops.

Just exist.

Oh. Yes, I'm aware of that.

Particularly when you take into account that the two who applauded were Rodney and Dan.

How dare you impugn the good name of froyo!