Because patriarchy, duh.

Calling it now. Hulk is wielding Mjolnir, but it’s some sort of f-ed up transformed version to match his worthiness.

First movie I saw with my entire family. The opening trumpets is my “wanna have a catch?”

That’s excellent. I much prefer that than him being essentially immortal (a la Grant Morrison).

Cumberbatch is the new face of Marvel.

All of this bloviating and not a single mention of Solaris, Alphaville, or La Jetée. You’re all a bunch of pretenders.

At least it didn’t fall back to earth.

Insert joke about socialism...

This seems like the best place as any to ask. What’s the best way to unload 3 boxes of bagged & boarded late century and early aughts comics?

Congratulations. You just wrote the dumbest thing on the internet today.

Idiot.