Well, I can tell you one thing that has changed. Serious students pursuing degrees in hard sciences have to study in locked rooms so that BLM people will not barge in and scream at them. And the environment on campus is like that in China in the early days of the Cultural Revolution. At any time you could find…

I would actually love this.

“I see you’re trying to advance in the playoffs, but you’ve left DeAndre Jordan in the game. Would you like me to fix that for you?”

The new logo, uniforms and Maalox-colored mascot make it clear that Ballmer bestowed upon the Clippers organization the fabulous design aesthetic that has always made Microsoft products so visually appealing and user-friendly.

I would forever be a Clippers fan if Pirate Sloth from The Goonies was made their newest mascot. Why? Because Rocky Road, motherfucker! !