Except there are plenty of people who say precisely that, “victims never lie about sexual assault.”

and nertz to jack nicholson while we’re at it, too. i was three years the junior of polanski’s victim when that story hit the grocery store tabloids. the world turned out to be even worse than i imagined then.

people like Lena Dunham, Amber Tamblyn, Jessica Chastain, Seth Rogen, Kevin Smith, Judd Apatow, Mark Ruffalo, Meryl Streep, Judi Dench, Glenn Close, and Kate Winslet, along with Rose McGowan

Yeah, the zampolit was reading Ramius’ diary, and the camera zoomed in on his mouth as he spoke in Russian, ‘til he reached the word “Armageddon.” Then it pulled back and the actors continued in English, until the Americans boarded the sub.

Don’t they do some cool cinematic thing at the beginning, where everyone is talking in Russian, and then they transfer to English? Or am I thinking of a different movie?

That is one hot take of a hot take. I’ve never known anyone to think that Red October is the weakest. It’s by far the best, and the others are really not close, other than perhaps Patriot Games.

God this looks so bad and generic. The only great adaptions of the Clancy novel/universe were the Ford ones (Sum of All Fears is pretty good too).

I can’t imagine thinking that none of Jason’s dumbness is funny.

NO ONE TOLD ME AMY ACKER WAS IN THIS.

FINE. I’LL WATCH ANOTHER DAMN SUPERHERO SHOW YOU TYRANTS.

Glad to see Deadpan Andre Braugher survived the Kinjapocalypse.

I’ve heard a little more information on the show’s premise: It’s the story of a space hairdresser and a cowboy. He’s got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father’s a robot and he’s fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They’re all made of fucking Lego.

I wonder if I’m missing something about the Devin Faraci situation.

Why is our economy stalling? We’re doing everything to encourage innovation!

No, PC means that you have to constantly censor yourself in order to avoid conflict, which to me runs counter to being able to think freely. You’re basically being forced to adopt someone else’s morality as your own, even when their morality has no basis in fact. I am perfectly fine with there being certain societal…

Tom Jones, of course, being unavailable due to a previous billionaire-orchestrated kidnapping.

Ignaty, I love your reviews but can you just stop with the right-wing stuff about the first one? It’s fucking nonsense. One of the big climaxes of the movie was Colin Firth beating the crap of some proto Trump voters, you don’t have to shriek BUT THEY KILLED OBAMA over and over. It was a dumb fun movie and an equal…

Albert Finney and a cigar is an excellent start but he sadly appears to be short a phonograph and a tommy gun.

There was absolutely no reason for this to be a video.