His service to the country in antagonizing Trump and giving us the “short-fingered/tiny hands” thing in the first place has been invaluable and will be missed. That said, he looks like the cockroach guy from Men In Black inhabiting the body of Joseph Lieberman.

Graydon Carter’s haircut will be flown at half mast in tribute.

Couldn’t you argue the NFL draft is the same exact thing? Prancing them around all dressed up, talking about all their measurements, breaking down their strength/speed, and talking about any family history in athletics

This is why I only get my news from the Saturday Evening Post. And YouPorn comments.

Mayweather can READ better than Connor can box.

Oh yeah. I used to think I wanted restaurant identity work but I learned my lesson. Same goes for theater work.

And this is why, as a graphic designer, I absolutely refuse to design anything wedding related. Getting married seems to bring out the absolute worst in people.

The Audacity of Taupe!

And out of that list, the Rock is the one that looks like an actual statesman. WHAT IS REALITY ANYMORE

#SMEGMA

This proves that Trump loves the support that he receives from all of his tighty whiteys.

Can we just play through this Presidency?

Slowest. Zombie transformation. Ever.

To be fair to eric he is at least PART human.

1-202-COV-FEFE

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

This is the huge news no one has really been talking about. The institutions of government have turned on their appointed heads. It’s why there are SO many leaks. From the FBI to DOJ to the White House.

Damnit Drew.

after 28 years as a famous South African big game hunter

For a minute (before reading the entire story), I thought the headline was about the Republican party.