“But think about why someone is okay with your kids eating crap...”

stalking the corridors of the WH and screaming at the staff does count as activity.

You seem fun.

I saw this in real time and about died. ANDERSON STOP BEING SO UNKIND

The idea that the president—the guy who’s in charge of the Justice Department—is threatening a witness is really kind of disturbing.”

Ugh, that’s some bad fat, Harry.

To which the All-England Tennis Club would tell him the same.

If you haven’t watched Randy Rainbow’s interview with Trump then what are you even doing.

Lemme stop y’all before a good portion of you start running your mouths in the comments about “Please don’t speculate because we have no evidence” and all that other extra special bullshit y’all seem to find to excuse whatever behavior or attitudes you seem wont to do. Miss me with all of that.

“It should be talked about.”

“Okay, let’s talk about it.”

“That’s enough. We’re done.”

I find that I can’t even read complete transcripts of his interviews, it’s just incoherent babble throughout the whole thing.

“It’s funny, the left says they really respect women, and then when given an opportunity to respect a woman like that, they boo and hiss. 

“Could Tax Reform Under President Trump Actually Help Working Moms?”

Chavanka’s like: I’m learning, it’s early on.

She is exercising a good deal of influence, power and authority for an unelected official.

Lol. Ivanka bothers me almost as much as President Asshat and I don’t know why either. She doesn’t seem to bother anything, but her presence just grates my nerves. No one voted for her and she’s straddling the line of being a business owner yet sitting in meetings as the president’s daughter. just, uggghhh!

Ms. Jenner is the newest spokeswoman for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.

You can call them “Mormons”. It’s not a derogatory term.

Gordon Ramsay expresses all my feelings these days.