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juddnelsonisatmyparty
juddnelsonisatmyparty

I was hoping cats would rise up and take over but I don’t think they have the upper body strength.

Start rooting for the apes? I have been for a while.

I want The Rock to make a classy, sweet, but subtly pointed tweet that doesn’t mention even Lawrence by name. A childhood picture of him and his beloved grandmother, the sacred rocks in the background, and sharing a treasured memory or two? That’d work for me.

He’s only had 2 drinks, just like that pansy Tom Scocca suggested

When I was in Hawaii earlier this year we heard so.many.times about how they’re so protective of their ecosystems there and they are serious about fines. We went snorkeling and I think it was a $10,000 fine if you were caught touching a sea turtle. Mr. Levy and I were very careful to be respectful of the environment

Jennifer Lawrence should apologize. That crap is not okay. Nor is it okay to make fun of the native people, which she did in that interview. She needs to have a coming to Jesus moment here.

i’m crying bc of this:

It’s so stupid on many levels. And guess what assholes! Some black people have naturally blonde hair! Hope that doesn’t blow your racist little minds.

Iunno, but the story about her made me think of when my dog drags its ass across the floor. JLaw, you are a human and have better options for scratching an itchy butt. Do a quick ‘over the clothing’ “adjustment”... fake pick a wedge... then go wash your hands. Better yet, wipe your ass after you poo so it’s not so

Ok, to the people in the greys calling Kanye’s hair cultural appropriation, shut the fuck up. I don’t know if you’re kidding or not but...shut the fuck up.

She is really an asshole and this just confirms it. I never understood why people thought she was relatable? People thought she was really eating burgers and fries and farting on the couch. No. I mean her current man is Darren Aronofsky FFS.

She has the face of a blow-up doll. Not judging — that’s just what she reminds me of.

I don’t. Between her and Ivanka, she actually seems like she has a much healthier relationship with the fact that her dad sucks. Like, she actually knows that he does suck while Ivanka is still convinced that the “attention” she gets for being a hot sycophant is better than no attention at all.

I know absolutely nothing about Tiffany Trump aside from the fact that they treat her like she’s Jan Brady or Meg Griffon. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if she’s the only one of them that is sane and didn’t vote for that rotting orange husk.

I read this and just kept thinking, what if you were trump’s kid and also not an asshole! That would suck!

Slightly off-topic: IS anybody other than me finding it a little creepy that his daughter Ivanka, seems to be preparing to fulfill the FLOTUS role? It seems that Melania has little or no interest in being FLOTUS. In fact, her attitude this entire time has been more along the lines of “I did not sign up for this.”

I just feel actively bad all the time

I feel actively bad for Tiffany.

I don’t know about Elle Woods - she actually reminds me of someone else.

If you have to think about whether or not it was an insult and you’re still not quite sure? SHADE. Shade is subtle. Shade is more subtle than sarcasm. Beating people over the head with insults in no way approaches shade. Fuck people, give Kara a break.