@EponaWearsBoots: No, the Speaker is next in line for President if the Veep can't serve. Veep succession is by Presidential appointment and Congressional confirmation. Please see the 25th Amendment.

"do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again"

@chatterboxwriting: OK, but only if they don't mind me bringing the mini-Jud. She speaks Baby with an English accent. It's very cute.

@lalie (apologetic mess): Presidential, no. But Vice-Presidential? According to the 25th amendment, if the Veep dies or resigns, his/her replacement is selected by appointment of the POTUS.

@chatterboxwriting: "Can you PLEASE come to Christmas Eve dinner with me this year and argue these points with my REALLY into herbal medicine future stepmom-in-law?"

@kansasgirl: Same here. I am allergic to all kinds of plants; it's a hereditary thing. I don't mind using salt water to clear out my head on really bad days but beyond that, I am sticking with the a-bomb dosage of Claritin, mmmkay?

Armando Iannucci is a God.

Helen, meet your future mancrush, Dr. Ben Goldacre: [www.badscience.net]

@kansasgirl: "I especially love the excuse that it's "natural." Yeah, so is poison ivy and hemlock."

@Ramseylicious: Jesus did say that. If you read the New Testament, the only "sins" that made him angry— truly angry— were hypocrisy and greed.

@Myrmaid: Yeah the cost really freaks me out. I spent about $65 on a good, used juicer from eBay, and just make the stuff myself. I like supplementing my diet with a daily veggie juice, and a few times a year I'll take a weekend and juice fast and go for long walks by myself. It's very mentally cleansing, and I'm…

@definitelynotjessica: SERIOUSLY? That's really wrong. That's like playing "Chim Chim Cheree" as sung by Dick Van Dyke to a Brit and telling him to sing along. Ugh.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: She makes me acutely ill.

@definitelynotjessica: "I just had a coworker come up to me at lunchtime with the opening line 'So...the Tea Party.'"

@leesie: Camo kitty! (Srsly, he's a beauty.)

@property of rascal (the cat): He even does it when it's snowy outside. He just sits in the snow until it melts away, and then lies there, purring. He's so weird.

Zeno says: I'M IN YR GARDEN, GERMINATING YR SEEDS.

@slowtraincoming: "and maybe it's because i live in new york city, a place (generally) so liberal that the pundits on tv barely consider us americans"

@rixatrix (jezebel kink squad junior member): It was definitely my paternal grandmother, who was in the WAC during WWII and was confined to quarters on her aircraft carrier for "fraternization" with the enlisted men. For shame, Lieutenant Diggory! For shame!

@MagsCO: Our cats are Dennis and Louise.