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“other horrors which dwell in large pools of Scottish liquid”

Haggis it was the best they could do.

That’s a good one in case of random dementor attacks.

They would have been covered in dirk.

So weird, in one of my random Wiki binges I read about the Jacobite some months ago. lol

Oh, for peat’s sake. Would it have kilt them to walk?

Family member adjacent. I hope they suffer horribly over this.

Yesha greyed me.

Lol, everyone keeps asking that. Yesha greyed me.

That moved is banned in all Judo tournaments.

Does not automatically mean he’s guilty either.

Interesting, topical... What else ya got?

Skipped knee day.

Needs side by side comparison with Chris Froome’s stick arms.

The lack of definition in his thighs, considering how big they are, is super weird looking. They look like giant sausages about to burst.

Oh yeah, I’m sure the author is totally jealous that his leg doesn’t look like someone surgically implanted overcooked ramen underneath his skin.

Still less gross than this