You have to ask why Trump would give credentials to Playboy?

I had no idea he’s into celebrity gossip; this is adorable. And yes, who wouldn’t need a break from looking at President Rotten Orange and covering his corrupt shenanigans? He should definitely take time every day to look at photos of beauties like Naomi and Rhianna before he goes back to the still-full swamp.

I find these little palate cleansers charming. Like last week when Jake Tapper took a break from tweeting news to tweet about the history of how Superman cuts his hair. (Really.)

Everyone please dismiss your troll.

Wow, I never thought I’d see the day when the President of the United States would treat a reporter like a stripper in a strip club. In the Oval Office, no less. But given what he’s said he’s done in the past, I think we can all agree it could have been a lot worse.

DT was never taught “his place”, in interactions with other people. Like his pathetic “squeeze and yank the other person off balance” handshake, like him shoving some world leaders out of the way so he could be in the front for a picture, the man is a boor, and uneducable, and such a tantrumy little bitch that he’ll…

I, for one, commend PresIdent Trump for showing great restraint and NOT asking that toots to sit on his lap.

His staff probably didn’t tell him, because they knew he would bring it up in the most awkward way.

I was like ... Lamar... bro... also, if my estranged husband was caught at a brothel neck deep in drugs, I would not be suspending divorce proceedings to care for his ass. Don’t care what he’s been through in life, not my circus, not my monkeys.

It’s amazing how he thinks he’s some 35 year old smooth talker at a hotel bar swirling a martini but he’s that old, sweaty grandpa in the dark, seedy bar staring at you from across the room, creepy smiling while holding a Natural Ice.

Literally everything about this man is gross and embarrassing. He has zero redeeming qualities to save us from this horrible shitshow of a presidency. Jesus fucking Christ can it please be over already?

My mom and I would frequently say to each other “how did your father die at 62 and Dick Cheney still lives?”

I watched it with the sound off and I

How is it possible for a born rich, 71 year old cis het American white man to have ZERO social graces???

I moved on her like a bitch. - Donald J. Trump

Why does someone like David Bowie die in their 60s and KFC gobbling fat fuck Donald get 10 more years on him?

I thought the exact same thing! That’s like me saying I have no intention of getting with Brad Pitt. Definitely not going to happen, but very much not because I chose it to be that way!

God, he’s disgusting. You can think someone is attractive without slobbering over them. Even dogs manage not to drool all the time.

How is it possible for a 71 year old man to have ZERO social graces???