Seriously, how can Trump be so pissed ALL THE TIME.
JudasIscaredycat
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I don’t think Trump has ever genuinely smiled in his life.
THANK YOU FOR THESE PHOTOS!
Mercy.
Oh, my heart.
The way Barack and Michelle look at each other in the penultimate picture, you know they love each other. Have Donald and Melania ever looked at each other that way? I’m guessing not.
I wouldn’t sully our Tower of London with his fat, spotty arse. Pish!
Well, let’s not forget the inauguration. He’d stand right in the rain getting soaked and totally tell himself the sun was out now because God was smiling on him.
Not only are they holding hands like normal humans who do not hate each other, they obviously just had fun. The one thing I hear from every aide who’s talked about riding on Air Force One is that HOLY SHIT IT’S FUN. Even if you’re sleeping on the floor with the other aides in the little aides cabin, probably a lot…
This is art. I bow to you.
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Well I for one hope he still comes. Some friends and I are hoping to welcome him, Brighton style
In the good old days, heads on pikes on London Bridge was the way to go.
Make sure his tea is barely lukewarm by the time it gets to him. And pointedly refuse to offer him a biscuit with it.
In fairness - suggesting Baron’s been promoted to chief expert advisor on all of the best cybers is mocking the nepotism and incompetence in this administration - not the poor kid.
Put him on Celebrity Big Brother
This is the upside to him trying to do so much through executive orders rather than legislation, because he’s impatient and basically has zero political capital: it will be relatively easy for the next President to undo much of what he has done.
The only time he smiles is when he’s talking to the russians.
You mean, put him in charge of the Tories?
No, there’s still room to make a joke about this that isn’t completely evil. For example:
“Remember how Jared Kushner was supposed to be solving the opioid crisis? I think another family member is subtly gunning for his position.”