I like you. A lot.

“Hardtime”? I’d go with, at best, semi erect time, for Melania.

I’m really awwwing at the third one. I love how much Barack and Michelle love each other, but there’s a bit of an awkward note to the daddy-daughter interaction that strikes me as very true to the way that a parent interacts with a child who’s as tall as they are but still not quite grown but who will be soon. Or at…

You’re not wrong...

I was willing to stay neutral but Taylor Swift’s complete reversal on her streaming policy got to me. Ignoring the feud, it is so hypocritical to claim she cares about people more than money.

Right? Who cares about backup dancers especially so many years later. The feud has never rung true because of that reasoning. Maybe it isn’t because one stole John Mayer from the other. Maybe it’s because they had some sort of “moment” which turned into all this nonsense.

You can also tell him that Karlie is “dating” (not sure if it’s PR or a real relationship) Jared Kushner’s brother, Josh.

I like Amber Rose, but, wow, that is a lot of body oil and some slippery looking steps. There’s a Lulu Diamonds scenario about to happen.

Katy ought to beg Kim Kardashian for some tips on how to properly take Taylor down a peg. Hit her hard and fast, then leave it alone. Every time you bring it up again you lose a bit of power Katy. You’re embarrassing yourself, and honestly after the Tom Hiddleston thing I didn’t think anyone could be more embarrassing…

That seems like the ultimate goal here.

What Ryan Seacrest is doing in those photos does involve PDA, just, as in the old name for smart phone thingamajigs (Personal Digital Assistant).

And she did an interview with DeRay Mckesson...

Man, im feeling super alone with this over here, but I’ve spent last night with Katy perry’s live stream and really enjoyed it. The Deray McKesson interview was a start but the Harness dinner seemed to come from a really good place. I don’t get all the hate in these parts....

Seriously. I’m so tired of reading about all the passive aggressive feuding that involves one or both of these women. (Taylor especially seems the type to act like nothing is wrong but then low-key sabotages you or talks shit behind your back to make things worse.)

Don’t do drugs, man.

Beautiful gowns.

Can these two just fuck and get it over with already?

Taking aim at the globe-striding colossus that is Taylor Swift’s PR team if you don’t have some sort of smoking gun is so monumentally stupid, it’d be like taking potshots on Twitter at an FBI Director you fired to obstruct justice when the man is charge of investigating you is his personal friend.

“Arianna Huffington’s podcast Thrive Global had Perry on as part of her weekend long live stream of her life.”