How did you notice the track suit next to that ugly ass suit Shaq is wearing?

Oh Lord, if wypipo thought the latest “Star Wars” and “Star Trek” movies were promoting “white genocide” with their diverse casting relative to their earlier releases, they’ll probably think this movie is fast-forwarding the timeline to that “feared revolution...”

Thank you. We have to keep saying that none of this is normal. This is not a normal presidency. This is not a normal administration. Cable news is still trying to operate the same when this is not the case anymore.

You know what? The more I see this the more I start to feel like maybe this is the look. Maybe Dwayne is on some new shit we don’t even know about yet.

He’s a toilet-clogging epic dump.

This from the network that live streams every fart, burp, and whistle Trump has made for the last 2 solid years. They would hire Steve Bannon tomorrow if they had the chance. CNN have become Cuck #1 in cable news. Looking at you, Jeff Zucker.

While I do feel bad for Aslan, cable news can be a doggy dog business.

Plus his name is “Aslan.” How can you doubt his truth?

I am waiting for the inevitable day that Pence is outed as a closeted self-hating gay man.

I think you made a mistake there, but I agree with you — for all intensive purposes.

This from the network that hired Corey Lewandowski, post-assault.

Aslan, however, has made clear that his politics do not jive with CNN’s “brand as an unbiased media outlet.”

I loved the El Dorado line, because it hammers home the idea that Klaw represents white colonialism, and that white colonialism is officially going to be the villain in a Marvel Superhero movie.

The track suit, hair and gold chains are a gateway drug.

Oh dear lord.. never go to i09...it’s bad there...

You can still see the movie, even if it’s projected onto the side of a burned out building in the Wasteland by a projector powered by a jury-rigged stationary bike.

“... infused with melanin...”

Are people dogging on it over there? It looks awesome. Save us from shitty white guys who derive their identity from comics.

Yeah, I am hyped...even after reading the bulls*it comments over on i09. I will never make that mistake, again.