Can’t we just miss the space station?

Can we just send him to space and keep him on the space station?

As much as I despise having anything in common with Mike Pence, I’d be fanboying like a motherfucker too if I got to visit NASA.

Yes, a spaceship beaming him to the void would be ideal to all of us. And if he took his peers, would be amazing too.

Or, you know, send him on the first manned mission to Pluto?

Let’s send him on a fact-finding mission to the sun! He can take Donny Boy with him too!

In Space, Mother can’t read your impure thoughts.

I don’t know what oil pulling is, so I’m just going to go ahead and assume it means you’re seducing yourself then masturbating with olive oil. In which case, your keyboard was already at risk.

It’s about power.

I’ve said it a trillion times, but, I’d sacrifice the reincarnation of baby Jesus to be as fat as I thought I was a decade ago.

Don’t forget, the Klan was founded by Confederate officers, including Nathan Bedford Forrest, who couldn’t stop Wilson’s Raid despite his prowess in mobile warfare, lost at the Battle of Nashville which destroyed Hood’s army, lost at the Third Battle of Murfreesboro, lost at the Battle of Tupelo, lost at Shiloh, and…

Please. I am real life fat and think I’m cute. If I was RiRi “fat” I’d be pantsless at the DMV.

Right. I know I would. And I’m straight.

Yas! #Thickanna better just keep her stilettos on these haters necks! Empress once again proving why I love her!

*makes a face*

THICK THIGHS SAVE LIVES

Like someone said before, she went from hollywood thin to normal person thin. She’s still thin, and we all have warpped ideas about bodies. And this whole thing is just another demonstration of that.

If this is fat, someone please sign me up immediately.

She looks better with the weight.

We should be thankful for any RiRi we get.