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Phillip: So. you’re the fella wants to smack 18 holes through a nature reserve.

I commend her. There are so many of us who want to do some good, but who never find the time, or never get around to it for some other reason. It’s hard making time to give back and contribute when you are trying to make things happen for your family. We need more of us to make the sacrifices necessary to run for

The courage, strength and perseverance she has shown is nothing short of extraordinary. If she does run, whatever the seat or position, I hope she gets plenty of support and wins; I’d put more trust in her than 95% of current politicians.

If she does end up running, much power and strength to her. There are still people out there calling her son everything but a child of God. I wish her nothing but the best.

It’s like giving your kid an income-producing property, only instead of an investment product or an apartment building, it’s intellectual property. It’s pretty genius. The proceeds most likely go into a trust.

The question is whether or not the drunk uncle will burn the house down before he passes out in a pool of his own vomit in the kitchen.

I have a feeling next year’s reservation in Myrtle Beach is going to be for 23.

“Uncle” in the sense that it’s easier to say than “Dad’s college roomie from back in the day who showed up out of the blue after years of radio silence just needing a place to crash while he gets some stuff straightened out, it’ll only be for a few days, a week tops, promise.”

I’m sure it is. No need to be cynical to see that.

I don’t wanna be cynical, but is this some clever ploy to set your kid up financially with tax breaks?

you thought DJ Khaled was above that? That’s all his music videos ever were/have ever been. Even this whole Arabian minstrel show act he’s been on for the past couple of years was launched by his infamously overboard and misogynistic Hold You Down video. Go on...Say his name!

You forgot one of the most influential baby groups of all time:

If we didn’t have a debate after 20 children got massacred at Sandy Hook, we aren’t about to have one now.

How screwed up is our society that everyone is going around being all relieved because this was only someone going postal? Like that is considered a normal thing now, or at least a lesser offense. Jeez.

God is not going to help us.

Not terrorism. So we’re safe then! Maybe other countries should start sending their condolences and saying they pray that we end the daily shootings through extreme vetting, god bless.

Ok Mr. Trump, can we start up the gun debate NOW?

confirmed that there was currently “no threat to the community.”

Funny how that works, right?

If only there had been a good guy with a gun to stop him!