Go ahead. Buy them. Whaddaya? CHICKEN?!

@aegisfire: "I admit, that spherical chicken joke, that was hilarious. But it was straight downhill from there."

@Radical Dreamer: Aww. Crap. I is otaku.

"I do my own stunts."

Soon, we will all reset and rediscover the genius of circular cake pans.

Baaaa-tlesheep.

@vvaffle: Bandido passes it. Policia cuts in. Gives chase. Back to Bandido again... he passes it...

It could most likely be Lion, but damn, OS X Lion is a stupid-ass cat name. That's why we call our country Singapura.

@NekuSakuraba: When you obtain a Pokémon or a Pokéwalker route from the HG/SS Mystery Gift function, it'll come with a Wonder Card, for posterity.

From the dumb fools that brought you "Horn".

Sounds like something Spielberg's Mexican equivalent would make.

It an artefact from the dreaded SKULL ISLAND!!

@Roth: That's the weirdest things I've seen today...

The Simpsons has been back for 2 weeks?! Damned TV!

Oh, you won't need that. Not when you're playing this... [gprime.net]

I thought the moon tasted like cheese?

Like most problems with life, this one can be solved with bending.

Are all the toys lead-free?

@John: Wow. That worked. Sure I have to hit Call, but that's good. Prevents me from making calls in error. Beats switching back and forth to the Phone's keypad and favourites all the time.

So Harry Potter is playing "Edward", who is based on that Twlight Cullen guy, who played Cedric Diggory on Harry Potter?