@Michael McElrath: Sheep in the Big City. A great show gone cancelled because its humour wasn't understood.

Wow. That almost gave me a heart attack.

Good. I like my Potter movies that way. I don't want to see how massive Harry's wand is in 3D.

So I can has wifi?

ONOMATOPOEIA!

I was expecting to see the kids explode because of global warming, not because they refused.

So, Nokia created the reverse-death grip.

"Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream: to kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things." - Zapp Brannigan

Wasn't this an MTV interstitial? Like, back when MTV was still good?

Lines like "You know Mario. Everyone knows Mario" have been damaged from playing Dead Rising 2 and encountering Slappy.

It’s very simple. Look, Microsoft cuts HTC. HTC covers Apple. Apple crushes Motorola. Motorola poisons Nokia. Nokia smashes Microsoft. Microsoft decapitates Motorola. Motorola eats HTC. HTC disproves Nokia. Nokia vaporizes Apple. And as it always has, Apple crushes Microsoft.

I kinda like that smell, but I know it's potentially damaging. But only with that smell do you know your goods are Factory Fresh!

"If you should die before you wake...(manical laughter)"

@elgrancule: didn't know (or think) that.

Datum sounds good.

So it WAS all Lego! Wow...

Assuming the train the girl was on had these women-only carriages, why did the schoolgirl enter the carriage with all the men?

So much for games packed by hand.

@Bobburt444: But there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales and sing our whalin' tunes...

@AceBytes: Well, based on the statistics, you could break in to an apartment in Santiago and steal one.