@MaxellDVD1: Probably to say, "I already stole it once. The thing didn't work. Don't make the same mistake I did."

Turn on the water to remind yourself to save electricity.

@brishu: (And the others...) Either I was really tired, or I saw this as a YouTube video entry last night.

Ah. Locked out because I don't live in the States. YouTube, thou art the heartless bitch.

"Hey, you wan iPhone 4? I sell you best price. Thirty-fou fitty. If you don't buy now, offer no more. I jack up price maybe fouty-dollar. Be a man."

Will it shit money?

That reminds me. I haven't checked on my Nintendogs for over a year now...

I won't need this anymore! *dumps Wii*

@mostgratuitous: Excellent.

Great. Like the last things I want to watch in the ending days of the world is Star Wars in 3D.

Sure he will. His front door. "Slide to unlock".

What about iOS? WHAT ABOUT! *rattles cage*

The Enrichment Center reminds you that your Genius Playlists will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.

Director of Photography: Frank West. That's Clever.

So... how many lumens are in a gallon?

Finally, an multifloor conveyer belt for giant sushi!

I don't remember Sonic having bolts in his arms and being so... malnourished.

NOOO!! NOT PRECIOUS KEWPIE MAYO!! Oh, what a waste!!

Well, that's fine and dandy for Japan and, perhaps, America, but WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US?!

Now that's a Tokyoflash watch. This is one I could use. That one designed by a 14-year-old can suck it.