You know how athletes are idiots and retweet people who say things like "Hey my birthday would be the best I've ever had if I got a retweet from you?" or "It's been a tough week how bout a retweet?"

Fuck this list.

Shut up, Jameis.

Can't find the gory picture before it was fixed. But this is a couple days after.

I am a Chef by trade, and have had lots of nasty incidents...What takes the cake however, is when I was attempting to open a can of beans at an offsite event in a "kitchen" (4 six foot tables in a small room) and didn't have a can opener. So, stupid me, in the weeds, grabs my 10" chefs knife and begins to open the…