Dear Editors,

To comment on the actual film… this could be great for film students, as it seems to have all the elements of all those shitty 70s-80s fantasy films without having to sit through a full movie. The tediously dull yet desperately trying soundtrack, minimalist-yet-overdone sound design, terrible framing, "acting" that is…

Never before have I seen such a brutal confrontation with the English language. English one this round, but never give up.