Its interesting I see a bunch of folks planning to go to Wakanda who are Christian and muslim. Guess what? You wont get in either. Why? Because in Wakanda they worship African gods not the white god of colonizers or arab slavers. Just some food for thought. Wakanda forever!

Those sure do get old after the 3rd time. I’m just waiting for Jezebel, a supposedly women’s interest site, to hire gay women and have them write about sex and vaginas as blatantly as Rich is allowed to write about his dick. On the women’s site.

I’m a liberal snob and I always want Taco Bell.

I just read the column (because someone kindly pasted it into the comments in a thread above) and had the exact same response.

The headline makes this sound a lot more ominous than it was.

Love that this is what’s dominating conservative news today. You can smell the desperation.

Atlee Bay sounds like it should be the name of a Midwest airport store that sells luggage and pashminas.

RIGHT?

I thought meth was the biggest problem facing Kentucky. But I was wrong. It’s frosted lipstick.

My hate for Bethenny is as perennial as the franchise itself. I put it away like winter cashmere, only to face it with renewed wariness.

“It smells like Hennessy and booty sweat up in here.”

I saw Patti LaBelle something like 30 years ago. She screamed out, “I love you [name of city we weren’t in.]” She also almost tumbled off the stage. Twice. She dgaf. And we loved her all the more for it.

No malbec?

I made it nice!!!!

The entire Housewives ethos is about purchasing fame as the final frontier of achievement. Fame is the dead end that plastic surgeons, realtors, restaurant owners, businessmen, etc. hit when they think they have it all. Housewives gives men (by proxy of their wives) a platform to be famous. And they get jealous when…

This should not be confused with my lawsuit over the fact that I spent almost a year training my waist and it still pees on the floor and bites the mailman.