I appreciate their tribute to Craig Sager.

Recline away. That bump you feel in the middle of your back? That’s my knees. No, I don’t plan on moving them. Enjoy.

You’re being a contrarian dipshit for the sake of being a contrarian dipshit. You know damn well that whenever you attach someone’s religion to a word like ‘cocksucker’ (to wit: ‘you Christian cocksucker,’ ‘you Muslim cocksucker,’ etc) it’s intended to be part of the insult.

Saying hello and thank you as some one is ringing up your books does not equate to wasted time it equates to being a polite respectful human being. You strike me as some one who is despised by most of the wait staff at restraunts you frequent...

He wasn’t in a hurry. He wasn’t there on official government business. As I wrote in the article above, he spent at least a half-hour meandering around the history section, browsing books and taking his time.

You’re fucking crazy. Bookstores were the best places in America.

No Buffalo Bills fan has ever had a physique like that.

Trump lacks the stamina to fight off his own assassin.

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

Trump RN

So glad the eagle came back to try and finish the job

Opium flavor. Sweet, sweet opium.

It’s nice seeing someone who has been on the bottom and on the top so much finally learn to accept their versatility. #NoSexLabels

The returner did Nazi her coming.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Title NEIN

Nothing gives me as much pleasure as knowing how much President Barrack Hussein Obama chafes their asses. They can refuse to call him president and check his papers but he is still in charge!

I keep thinking to myself, “oh, there’s no way that people can display any worse behavior than what has already been displayed in this election cycle. Nothing shocks me anymore. We have reached peak Asshole Behavior.”

I’m just glad she learned this lesson for a disease like rotavirus instead of something more dangerous or more likely to have long term effects!