“Lord of the Rings: The First Age”
starring Steve Buscemi as Eru Illuvatar

If there’s anything I know by now, it’s that people are totally capable of understanding they’re watching fiction and still develop an understanding of reality based on that fiction.

We gonna see any dragon fucking?

But then we would have missed out on...

To think, we might have been spared 20 years of SNL if this had gone forward earlier

The Stockholm Syndrome must be intense for you 

the 2022 Ford Crown Victoria. Wait sorry, this is apparently a.... $500,000 Rolls Royce?

Excellent rant.

It wasn’t a super funny joke, and Will Smith can absolutely call him out on a not funny joke. But it also wasn’t the sharpest barb ever made at anyone for Will Smith to react so violently. I mean, just an hour earlier, Regina Hall had made a pretty clear joke about their open marriage. That certainly seemed more…

He didn’t make a joke about her alopecia. He made a joke about her being bald, which isn’t the same thing.

Good to see some love for Rogue One. I think it’s the most re-watchable of any of the movies. Including all I-IX. 

Interesting. This is only my gut level instinct, based on what I’ve read, but that L&M were kind of being “mischievous” with the direction of the movie. In that, they were telling Disney one thing and secretly doing something else. And when a Disney higher up finally saw the first rough cut...it wasn’t what they were…

......

“Hard hit marine sector”

What are you even on about? Every boat builder and marina is going absolutely nuts right now, they’ve never had more work or money ever before.

That’s a lot of money that’s not going to the people that made it possible for Bezos to have the boat in the first place.

Spare us, dude. Bleeding hearts for the suffering mega-yacht industry?

No shade, but this list is hurt.

No shade, but this list is hurt.

As a child of the 80s and 90s I almost never finished games... They were just too f’ing hard. Still never beat the original Super Mario Bros. The only games I could beat were RPGs and so by the late 90s, all I played was Final Fantasy. Was all I had a chance at finishing. Then one day I played the original Halo and I…

As it so happens, I’m working on a retro-y, pixel-y, jRPG myself. And I have some Opinions about how fonts in such a game ought to work.

Fine. But how is Toyota’s salsa supply?