You know, after reading /r/relationships for the past couple of weeks (I don't know why, except that it's so damn fascinating) I'm inclined to believe that she is what she appears to be: A 18 to 27 year old nosy, previously burned, facebook creeper that has no qualms about going through her date's cell phone the first…
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Yes, but you're considering your experience rationally. I don't think this profile is the product of a rational mind. Someone has very clearly reached the end of her rope.
Only an hour ago, I was sitting in my living room petting my guinea pigs and being blissfully unaware that the…
The character is called fucking "Mammy Two Shoes". Even in the mid to late fifties people found that shit offensive and she was edited out of episodes in favor of, you guessed it, a slim white woman.
Your example would be more feasible if they all had the exact same byline. They don't.
Good thing no one asked you.
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This has to be one of the creepiest comments on Jezebel ever.
I think this is nonsense. Nude photos are made regularly in art photography, and have been done this way for decades. Please see Elinor Carucci's work for examples of what I mean. You don't need to be doing it for that reason, though. Maybe you just like the way you look naked on a given day and want to remember…
Have the soccer fans stopped throwing bananas at the black players then?
"Why exactly is it "unfortunate?""
Yes, well, that's fine, but he's not just another player. He's different from other players, because he's attempting to become the first openly gay player in the league.
Whatever, Mr. Dungy.
You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…
Singers who aren't songwriters - say Tony Bennett or Sinatra - are not musicians. Actually, all non-composing "musicians" are talentless. Also, the braaaap sound as I shit on and into your mouthbreather face is totally arranged and developed by me, the world's greatest artist.
You can wake up now.
The fact that you use the term "social justice warrior" makes it pretty clear how seriously the rest of this post should be taken, I think.
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