Who wants to dissect this other list - in a very similar vein - by the same lady? 31 things all women have thought about during sex at one time or another. I'm not saying it's not normal to get distracted sometimes, but god damn, she really doesn't like sex at all, does she?

"Ummmm, are you looking for something?"

If you're going to make fun of someone who lives in a trailer, at least be passingly familiar with the concept of regional dialects in the U.S.

One time I tried to initiate doggy style with this guy who was relatively inexperienced and he goes, "Ummmm, are you looking for something?" The situation was totally salvageable but instead of saving it I just got really self-conscious and blushed and muttered "...no..." and switched positions. That was not sexy!

It seems that 50 percent of porn stars leave their shoes and socks on during sex nowadays, come to think of it.

Pittsburgh through and through. Their version of y'all.

As I am reading this I am thinking "Good god woman, just leave your fucking socks on then, jesus."

I take it Yin'z never been to Pittsburgh.

Or almost every other animal. Ever.

But people like yourself don't usually write articles about sex claiming some kind of authoritative voice. I don't like olives so I'm not the one to write an article trying to list their good and bad points.

2. Removing socks. Hey, let me just try and hop around naked while I pull a sock printed with dinosaurs off my foot. Especially unsexy when your partner is trying to continue the foreplay by latching onto your nipple while you wrestle with your ankle.

It seems unfair that canines get all the credit when most quadropeds approach sex in the same way. I guess telling a lady friend that I think we should do it cow-style might send the wrong message though....

wow, the author of this list doesn't know how to enjoy sex at all lol

It was a joke on stupid Facebook games like FarmVille. They send requests to play to random people on a user's friends list...leading to girl you haven't talked to in years inadvertently sending you tons of notifications.

it's a joke about said person who cannot forget this loooooooong agooooo pretty stupid rejection and now feels empowered because he caan withhold farmville-thingeys from her... I think...

"Becky who refused to kiss me during spin the bottle in 6th grade and now wants to play Farmville"? Huh?

What about men? That's what the article is about - a dude.

Serious question. How easy is it to hack someones email, lets say gmail account? I have a "friend" who has some naked pictures of herself that she sent to her husband. Could anyone hack her email and start sending them to people in her address book? Should they delete the sexy pictures?

Ok....why the FUCK is he using his school email account to store NUDE photos of himself?? What in hell people. Stop being stupid and using your work email account for personal shit.

Things that make me happy: This guy isn't going to be fired over this