I'm a chronic red bull drinker. I don't drink coffee. Red Bull is my coffee.

I'm one of those weirdos who just like the taste of Red Bull. I don't know why. I LIVED on that shit in college. But Red Bull and vodka is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! I think it's supposed to be really bad for you because it fucks with your heart or something (something about liquor being a depressant and red bull being a…

I think they are discounting that Redbull is DELICIOUS.

Yes, because America invaded Ukraine

"200" means a deceased person. In Soviet military talk "200" is a code for a deceased and "300" is a code for a wounded, if I'm not mistaken

Translation of conversation between pro-Russian rebels after the plane was shot down:

I put this in the other thread but it may be more relevant here.

Doesn't his claim that he has rape babies on his staff disprove the whole no pregnancy by rape thing right there?

Yeah, all those dual engine failures at 35,000ft in clear weather...

Don't you dare talk smack about Lana. Her pussy tastes like Pepsi-Cola dammit! DOES YOUR PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI? HUH?

I really don't understand the spider hatred. They're fascinating, beautiful creatures that perform a myriad of biodiverse functions in nature. I've kept spiders as a child and often have them crawl over my hands and feet as I watch them.

Then again, I just realised I'm Australian.

Ungrateful bastard.

Or, she was lying to try and lessen her sentence.

Jezebel just loves to hate certain women. I understand the dislike of her dimwitted, valley girl persona...but jesus this site just loves to find reasons to full one hate.

It is and Lana didn't write that. I knew I'd heard that line before.

Yes and no. She sent real ricin to the President. Her primary goal was to frame her husband but she clearly didn't mind if the President was killed as a result. So it's not that she wasn't trying to kill anyone. It's simply that the killing would not have been the overall goal of her actions.

"he hit me and it felt like a kiss"

Two things Lana Del Rey isn't really:

Side note: This bitch has six kids aged from few months old to like, 19 years old.

didn't the crystals song 'he hit me and it felt like a kiss' come out several decades before Lana?