You can tell this was written before Spain-Netherlands, since we already got our bloodbath.

you're watching every minute of the world cup, you say. it's mid-june. it's the greatest sporting event in the world. it happens once every four years. and you're saying you can't read other sports content because...you'll have to scroll down a little further? that's your whole argument, no?

just push through to july, then we'll be back to normal for AT LEAST another four years

This game is fucking amazing.

What did you expect? Soccer players can't use their hands, after all.

yeah, that's not a penalty. that's a dive

And Costa takes the lead in the diving competition, narrowly edging out Fred.

I'm at work, following a game cast, so I say this with all the enthusiasm I can muster looking at dots on a cartoon soccer field.

At least we don't throw bananas and yell nigger like the British and other Euros do when they come to the stadium. Complain about that, you cocksucker.

fuck you.

Why is it obvious you have never visited Mexico? Also, hint: since you're already on the internet looking at Deadspin, I suggest you save yourself about an hour and 59 minutes and search Cameroon in your favorite search engine. A map should be one of your first options. Click. Then you'll see where it is. While…

The second one was even worse. It's not offside if the defender is the one who deflects it.

Another Giovani goal that the referee screwed up.

Seriously? Say what you want about Mexico, but it's well known that the little pea is a very nice, humble guy. Not a jerk at all. He also speaks better English than most Americans.

congratulations, you're ignorant.

Second game in a row where a referee messes up. Giovani's goal was called offside when he wasn't.

VIVA MEXICO CABRONES!!!!

Apparently it doesnt stop other cultures from enjoying consuming them.

I think it depends far more on the adults in question.

My 3 and 6 year olds will happily play together for hours at a time - reason enough for me! Lol