Yeah, I mean I mostly skimmed the million bulletpoints, but from what I gather: he couldn't get it up so it didn't happen. What the hell.

Ah, the elusive double-bj. Always wanted to experience that just once. I figure times like this are why they invented internet porn. So, you can at least watch other people doing crazy things.

Wait, it never even happened? The format was complete gibberish and I gave up reading it halfway. I took it for granted that the bj happened. As I've stated already, the mechanics of a double beej aren't exactly rocket science, and it's pretty passe so there's no need to brag about it on the internet. How did this…

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This isn't even funny. It's unreadable. This is why editors exist.

I wish there was a distinct name for each. It would make internet searching so much more effective.

That was my question almost the entire time.

I'm still sort of confused (granted, I didn't read all the words, I skimmed.) Two mouths, right?

I had to do a lot of scrolling to figure out if this was two dicks one mouth or two mouths one dick because apparently graphics in primary colors at the start of an article take too much deduction effort on my part.

Honestly, I'm on your side here. But look. Look at this.

thnx! I don't want to post my portfolio site, as I'd like to maintain trollnonymity. :o

How'd I do? :o
Pork Belly and Chutney.

Hah! Eat it Martha Stewart! Finally something we, the masses, are better at than you! Look around the internet Stewart, it is filled with our excellent, delicious looking food pictures. It's all about the presentation, the angle, and the lighting! You have failed on all three.

"You are essentially arguing in favor of the officers who arrested her."

I have said over and over again that she should NOT have been arrested. The fact that I think this article was irresponsibly written does not somehow mean that I advocate for people being arrested willy-nilly. There are nuances to this - just because I think Doug Barry is a bad writer doesn't mean I think cops should…

The police arrested someone because they thought she was a prostitute, not because they had any evidence she was currently engaged in prostitution. This is a HUGE violation of her rights.

Nope, that word means exactly what I think it means.

Which is why the judge threw it out. My point is that Doug Barry left out a MAJOR aspect of this story.

I don't understand what you're trying to say here. I have observed that the majority of people I have met in a certain place seem to have a particular attitude. But you're saying I should keep that to myself in case I "offend people." Give me a break.

I think it's plausible to generalize about the culture of a country with that small a population, yes. For that matter, I think it's plausible to make generalizations about the cultures of countries with larger populations, but the smaller the population, the greater the possibility that you can make plausible…