In Germany, cigarette vending machines were common. Not sure if things have changed. But you'd see them in odd places, like on some street in a residential area.

Yeah. And not just in Amsterdam. Probably the most vending-machine-loving country in the West, at least in terms of the food option.

Really? Where in Europe?

That sounds about like where I live in Indiana. In other words, I'm guessing the clubs there are just as low key as here. So, I wouldn't worry about being anxious. Just go with the attitude that you are there to chill.

Clubs are so different depending on where you live, so it's hard to say. The same caveat goes for my other comment too.

Do you not watch porn either?

Depends on where you live and which club. Where I live, cover is $5 and two draft beers are $3. That's all you are required to pay.

Smaller clubs. And those that sell alcohol, which in many states means non-nude clubs. And probably not on the weekend, though weekends can be slow too. At alcohol clubs, quite a few dancers are perfectly happy with the customer just paying for drinks all night.

That's why, if you are interested in lap dances, you don't just get one dance from only one dancer and then judge the entire region based on that one dance.

They don't dance in your personal space unless you want them to. Well, unless your personal space has like a 20-feet diameter. Just sit away from the stage.

$1 CHAIR lap dance. One club in my town does that—in Indiana too. At other clubs in town, dancers circulate after their stage dances asking for tips, which can be annoying. But at the other club, that's not allowed. So the little chair dance is nice, both for the customer and the dancer.

I think that was her being nice and not making it worse for them. A hint, so that they, as the entertainment reporters they are supposed to be, might remember.

How is this not chemically?

"Volt, hogy a Lamborghini sebessége elérte a 336 kilométer/órát."

I think he's coming at this with a European perspective. In the US, we'd do exactly what you do. The "rules" here seem to change once we have 3 lanes or more. In Europe they are not used to driving with so many damn lanes.

Except you don't seem to know what most people think "warming up the car" means.

"Now, you don't need to idle for a half hour"

"insulting peaceful protesters, and making light of Eric Garner's death"

Well, but WaPo later interviewed Jackie. And she largely stood by the account presented in RS.

Well, as a teacher, FERPA laws seem pretty damn strict and I am often scared of breaking them. Just earlier today I might have broken one, but I don't know...fuck...