No, that’s pretty much what I expected

I can’t believe someone would create a fake account just to score some cheap laughs over a stereotype. That blows.

Not quite... Let’s ignore the “pump shotgun that shoots like a double barrel” comic-book style graphics for a moment: Curiously, the ejection port (which - by the way - doesn’t appear to be functional, either) lines up with the pump, not the barrel (yes, I paused the video just for this detail). I did some quick…

Just like the corvette owner a couple weeks ago, this Mazda owner is a crybaby just looking for problems where there are none.

No, and neither has Ryan Lochte.

Also, the Indy 500 is dumb and should be discontinued.

Every year I read this, giddy to see the Colts get shit on, after 13 years in Indianapolis I hate them almost as much as I hate the Steelers, and I’m a Bengals fan.

Seems fairly believable to me.

Kindly tell me what this is doing on my Deadspin.

Rural FTW...if it’s not urban blight, it’s suburban busybodies. I’m thankful I know all of my neighbors and they're all respectful of each other (small town/suburb). It's a crapshoot. We literally "stalked" this neighborhood for years before deciding on it.

Albert Burneko is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

“Typical. A little late tackling the O-ring problem.”

Nope. And the guy looks like he developed a bad... terminal illness.

Well fuck, if I asked my boss to transfer, he’d probably kick my ass out as well. He seems pretty happy where he is, so why should I be able to tell him to leave?

“I erred in not bringing these ideas forward for the president’s review, and I regret the damage this has caused to the administration, institution and university community.”

He took a picture of the Powell while he was there as proof of his continued ability to odd.

There’s cell phone video of this—but it’s grainy.

Did they find any lawyers as well?

That equivocation sounds a lot like Ventura admitting that sometimes he has to do what his bosses tell him, even if it compromises his team’s chance to win.