And to be honest, I don’t hate ‘Bob.’ Why can’t they go to a restaurant they like, even if the pretentious-as-hell, ‘you should like the things that I like because the things I like are the RIGHT things’ author doesn’t approve of the restaurant? And maybe ‘Bob’ got the auto-Vette because in his advanced age, he didn’t…

Team #fuckbob.

I made it almost halfway through. I feel like I deserve a prize.

Teams are probably banking on him walking away at the end of his contract. But they should know better than assuming he’ll be able to walk.

This is a pretty scathing assessment. It’s a good thing Rose won’t be reading it.

There was a dude here on an older Polestar article that said he pronounces it like “molester” so now, of course, I can’t say it any other way whenever I see it.

Reggie Lewis is just evolutionary Len Bias.

The extreme political editorializing on this site is getting old quickly. This may be news to you, but 47% of the country sees things differently than you. Marginalizing half your readerbase is not a good business model.

Somewhere, a very confused and belligerent Ted Danson rants about double standards.

I think that would place BTTF2 more into the "Fantasy" genre...

I can shit into a bag, drunk or not. Never done it, but I’m confident in my abilities. I’m not going to run home and try it out or anything, but alls I’m saying is, you need a bag filled with some shit, I can do it for you. Ziploc, target bag, one of those gift bags specifically for wine bottles, I’ll hit the bottom…

“Okay, do NOT unbuckle your seat belt while driving over a bridge.”

I miss Emmitt

I’m expressly forbidden from driving in Chicago for these very reasons. Also I’m not allowed near zoos or animal sanctuaries.

Tech, shmech, they build cars, either they can make money building and selling cars or they can’t. This “it’s a growth stock, they’re spending on R&D” has just gotten old.

Tesla is doomed as a car company and they know it. Hence their rush to diversify.

Neutral: Not until we’re cramming chimps into cars and/or they’re exploding tragically.

They should probably take the B.L.C.T.E. off the menu.

well yeah, everything you eat ends up being your shit.

Has anyone questioned Hillary yet?

I mean, we can wait a few months until the emails leak, but I feel we should probably find out more ASAP.