Funny that a family of websites that subtly promotes class warfare (always taking labor’s side, bashing the rich, etc.) and echoing Marxist talking points (systemic/oppressive/partiarchal/corporatist/racist/late-capitalist inequality explains everything!) would giggle at the idea of Communist influences in American…

If that target is a semi?

Jalopnik would be much better without Gawker Media. It might not exist for long, but it would be better.

“5th Gear: Did You Guys See The Deadspin Awards?”

No, because I think most of their writers are assholes and the whole place has a boner for any team that isn’t from Los Angeles or Chicago, so they can fuck right off as far as I’m concerned.

Neutral: we buy a short rope and take the CARB to a tall tree.

1st: I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if automakers started to pull the plug on selling vehicles in CA all together.

1st Gear: Give me a fucking break. The CA gov’t is really being a bastard here. I’m echoing something I’ve said before in that VW should be allowed to fix these issues if possible. They’re trying to tell us that fixing the cat, and possibly re-tweeking the ECU, won’t work?! Who the fuck is CA’s go to automotive…

The only cool convertible pickup in existence. Please proceed to roll the Skyranger off a cliff. CP.

It’s beautiful!

Damn, I really want a Model X, but I can’t afford $80k... WAIT ITS ONLY $74K NOW???? TO WHOM DO I WRITE THE CHECK???

That was my guess, too. The photo seemed tangential. Almost felt like the comment was procedurally-generated.

Tom Brady : Julian Edelman :: Scut Farkus : Grover Dill

Then one day the volvo succumbed to chronic over heating caused by restricted air flow through the grill.

“Man, I really shouldn’t get into that garbage; that’d be a dick thing to do. I’m just going to go home . . . aaaaah, fuck . . . I’m going to at least take the lid with me; the other bears will say ‘Pete’s a pussy; he didn’t want to make a mess! Wah, wah, wah, Pete!’ Well fuck them, I’ve got a fucking lid. I’m just…

Plasticy:

I wonder if flamingo tastes good?

What a dong.

LETS GET READYYYYYY TO CRRRRRRRUUUMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLEEE!!

No, no, it looks like Tim Duncan.