That was the most dangerous move possible, especially at a blind corner. He should have followed the marshal’s point instead of taking off on his own. And before anyone else asks, yes, I am a corner marshal, and yes I have discussed it with some of the workers who were at the race.

One year at Pocono Truex dropped a real gem. He was beyond irritated. Went something like:

I find this whole list hilarious, because I figured there would be a lot of cross-over between people who go to NASCAR at the NH speedway (my homestate!) and people who go to hockey games. Where there is frequently swearing and the Canadian National anthem is played pretty often. And I have never heard anyone complain…

Fuckin’ NASCAR didn’t get my yuge list of complaints:

Man, I hope those fans never go to a race with a scanner. Drivers and crew members will weave a tapestry of obscenities that will probably burn their gentle ears clean off their heads. Dale Jr. and Truex are not to be missed.

I submit that Nascar has a troll race. Prius’s only, driven by multi-racial people all along the gender spectrum with EU flags instead of American ones.

I’ve never really had a dream before, but now I do. Become a NASCAR driver, change my name to Shalom Toyota.

You have never hung out with a baseball player.

“You guys are heroes”

“They only showed him kill that guy on replay” is my favorite comeback of all time now. Find that hill and die on it, buddy.

Exactly! That’s how an umpire should tell a ballplayer not to do something without making the incident about the umpire. Even the umpires at the Little League level are more fundamentally sound.

Can you just rename The Concourse “ReGawk” and be done with it? I mean, I genuinely enjoy in-depth stories that have little or nothing to do with sports, scathing social commentaries, and brutal political takedowns. But this tabloid shit... Did Deadspin draw the short straw?

Well, maybe get rid of the pros.

Hey, Abe, remember that corporate governance reform you promised us when you got reelected?

“yeah, get hooked on prescription meds like the rest of america.” - Signed The DEA

Lilesa said he had considered Kenya or the United States if it’s not safe for him in Ethiopia.

On my car, wheel bearings and suspension components are to be inspected every 60K, but there’s no definitive replacement schedule. At 10 years old and 130K on the clock, still no need to replace either of these, and this on a car notorious for weak wheel bearings (WRX).

Ball joints and wheel bearings are absolutely considered normal maintenance.

Might have also heard someone yelling Usain, which sounds vaguely Muslim.

Since, unlike in Europe where each country has an assigned code, the "faux Euro" stickers can be anything you want, OBX can be Outer Banks... or Obstetrician Motorcross, or Out By Xavier's house, or Obxsville, WI, or whatever the hell you want it to be. So OBX isn't "for" anything in particular — it's "for" whatever…