From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Jesus Christ that was a scary hit. I have no joke.

Bullshit! I’m a fucking 14 (out of 10)* and I sit in a windowless office all and look at spreadsheets all day.

Anything that pisses off Joe Buck is a good thing.

Somebody probably already said this, but the Hilton (which is bleeding city money due to an ill-conceived and poorly executed private/public venture) they put up that blocked out half the skyline, including the iconic Bromo Seltzer tower, really did Camden Yards a disservice. And this is coming from a Pittsburgh…

Wait... hockey is on tv?

Safeco in Seattle. On a clear day in the nosebleeds, you can see Puget Sound and downtown. It’s flawless

I’ll admit to some bias, but you really need to get a late-afternoon game at Coors Field in sometime. There’s something just amazing about the sun setting behind the mountains, the sky afire with color, while the Rockies shit the bed on the field in front of you... it’s just incredible.

I hate to say it but also may be the best view from any ballpark I have been to. As a Red Sox fan Fenway is like a crowed sewer of forced singalongs and impossible parking stuffed into a city that is nightmare labyrinth of paved cowpaths.

I watch every browns game (good lord) and I can tell you for certain Hue is a bad coach

This looks pretty innocuous to me, but perhaps the Browns are still scarred from that Manziel character.

Worse, Julie would only hold his hand on a contraction to contraction basis. She refused to commit to multiple contractions in a row.

Jamaica? Check out the poor kids by the fences, they’ll be wearing the “Atlanta Falcons 2017 Super Bowl Champions” shirts.

Pffft, my cousin Maura successfully completed one pass at a UConn freshmen mixer and scored.

Cam Newton nearly completed more passes to the Bears than Trubisky did

Sure, but I bet he goes 2 for 2 kissing titties tonight. Highest QBTKR in the league.

No, I am wearing a nude colored Speedo and coconuts.

I am in Jamaica on my honeymoon right now. There are 3 dudes at the tropical bar wearing football jerseys. That’s fucking insane. That is all.