I failed a physics exam sophomore year and started walking toward one of the bridges, no joke.

I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

I haven’t seen a less enthusiastic rush of the field since The Battle of the Somme.

Fuck, that means Gareth Cherone is probably interning now and will fill a spot in 2018.

Why should he have to share the glory!

David [Lee] Roth is an editor at Deadspin.

The assailant was seated in section 541, row 24, seat 10.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

“You would go to Cleveland, and it would be at nighttime, and things would be going on, but you just see a vast difference in terms of what the Midwest is — Cleveland — and what Boston is.”

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Admittedly, I don’t follow the Red Sox inner workings well, but it seems odd to me that a guy who worked for years in player development before becoming a pitching coach to a relatively young staff (Lester-Beckett-King of Pap; Buchholz in year two) would have problems working with younger players.

She was complicit until it started to cost her money. Just like most of them.

Only move to potentially salvage Marchesa. Makes sense.

I guarantee he is enjoying that hockey game more than waking up next to that thing after the makeup wears off at night.

Is that the “full tiddies” I’ve been hearing about?

Derek Bell is so happy someone is carrying on the tradition of Operation Shutdown.

I could see him ending up as an assistant coach somewhere but it will be years before he even gets looked at for a HC position.

Brigham da noise, Brigham da funk!