The Cleveland Browns are full of these mofos this year. Our roster includes:

I listen to the KCRW show/pod THE BUSINESS, which is hosted by a Hollywood Reporter writer named Kim Masters. (It’s a great show if you also love the business side of show, and she’s one of the best in...well, the business.)

2 years later the show title would be changed to “We’re Never Getting Off This Fucking Island, Are We?”.

You’re not wrong, but tech might have got us into this mess anyway, and I can’t tell you if networks themselves or cable providers are more to blame.

Please, no. I sure hope Hue is headed down there. Dorsey begins lobbying Jimmah just after kickoff.

You’d be lucky if it was just Hep.

He should just be “Joe LaForce”. That’s how most of us in Cleveland think of him (Allie’s a native). Besides, that’s an awesome reliever name.

That’s what is present this year that has been missing from the other years, even in ‘15-16: Fun. LeBron looks like he’s having a good time. DWade is having a great time coming off the bench, there’s a lot of talk around the team that he wants to gun for Sixth Man.

Every day I ask myself more and more why I follow this stupid game at all.

This was Shaun Livingston all over again, an injury that was horrific to watch on film, but even worse for what was going on inside his knee.

If you have a bratwurst on a bun (you know, how 99% of people eat them), that is commonly called a bratwurst sandwich, and a hot dog is nary any different, so...

It’s the NDAs and “getting fired” part that would put a crimp in your plan. Rest assured, though- if there’s no threat of a libel/slander suit, the info is true.

“This afternoon brought the news that two American teens would move to Lithuania to make little money playing basketball for a mediocre club in front of few people.”

Based on Shark Tank appearances, he has way more business acumen, too. (Not sarcasm: A-Rod is smart and loaded.)

It would be the most Cleveland thing ever to add ANOTHER qb to the list of ones we passed on, with the added bonus that he’s a native son. (But I can’t fault ‘em for it, I think he got picked too high. Needed another year of school and improvement and I could have seen picking him at #1. Garrett was a good choice.)

Ooh boy, the best part of hot stove time...

Ooh boy, the best part of hot stove time...

I bet you Trubisky has the game of his young career.

This was their magnum opus.

Fire them all into the sun.